Just talked to Ozzy Osbourne:
Me: “Hey Ozzy! What’s up?”
Ozzy: “What is this that stands before me?”
Me: “Ozzy, man, c’mon…”
Ozzy: “Figure in black which points at me”
Me: “I will stop wearing that black clothing!”
Ozzy: “Everybody’s having fun ”
Me: “Yeah, I know: Except me I’m the lonely one - that’s an old hat.”
Ozzy: “I think the sun will shine again”
Me: “Really? Are you sure about that?”
Ozzy: “All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy”
Me: “Ozzy, I told you before, that thinking is of no use. Doing makes the bid!”
Ozzy: “I need someone to show me the things in life that I can’t find”
Me: “Should I switch on the light, so maybe you can see better than…”
Ozzy: “He’s returned to kill the light”
Me: “Man, who? You start to scare me! My momma told me that I am not supposed to talk to strangers!”
Ozzy: “No more tears, tears, tears”
Me: “Yeah, promised!”
Ozzy: “I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired”
Me: “Maybe, you should change the world :-)”
Ozzy: “But, I can’t stand to say goodbye”
Me: “You don’t have to”
Ozzy: “Mama, I’m coming home”
Me: “Ah, I see, you want to leave me. So best regards to your mother and see you soon”
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Ozzys parts have been taken from these songs: Black Sabbath, Goodbye to romance, Paranoid, Bark at the moon, No more tears, Mama I am coming home